We’re comparing a young Britney Spears photoshoot by photographer, Mike Ruiz w/ shots of pregnant Britney Spears from Harpers Bazaar Magazine that I’m sure all you gossipwhores have already seen plastered all over the Internet.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Sutton Pierce Federline? Hamlet Joseph Federline? The Britney Spears Baby Name Mystery. The World Awaits.
So what the hell will B. Spears’s Baby # 2 of 14 be named? Will he be SPF II? Do we see a pattern building? Are Britney & GeniusFeds going to go California on us?
We don’t give a shit really, but just one request: Can please make it sound super southern so that making fun of you won’t require too much thought & time?
I’m pretty sure that by the time Brit hits Baby #8, she’ll just be grabbing one out of 2005 Baby Names for Louisiana List on About.com. Can you really blame her?
Britney Spears does November, 2006 Q Magazine (UK)
The stock captions in the magazines are by far some of the lamest comments I’ve seen in a while .
Wow.
Breaking News! Kevin Federline Gets a Beatdown on WWE RAW!
Remember our moto when it comes to breaking news:
For those of you who missed K-Fed’s beat down earlier this week, the photos are below & you can also check out the video on WWE RAW’s official website.
Dumbass Kevin Federline Chooses Ex-Porn Star Stripper Over a Prostitute
Paris Hilton playing “Pinch That Nipple” with Britney Spears. How cute.
What the fuck is wrong w/ this guy? He was literally living in a golden castle filled w/ money, two kids, a Ferrari & an endless supply of soda & Cheetos. I’m just curious why he had to go and fuck it all up by sleeping w/ a porn star?! Did he fall in love? Was he drugged?
“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” Star magazine quoted a source as saying. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!” [Ace Showbiz]
Kevin, I don’t know if you know this, but there’s an underground industry that’s been around for thousands of years & employs women who are willing to take money in exchange for sex—and all this w/ no strings or bastardly leaks attached. Dude, the Horndogg Community looked up to you, but you failed us. You let a fucking porn star/stripper tear down your golden castle.
Rumor: Britney Spears Has A Sex Tape?! God Help Us.
If someone out there has it, please read this before uploading it on YouTube or Rapidshare. If the answer to any of these questions is, then proceed to extort Britney of some dough by giving that shit back to her. Why flood the Internet w/ more shit when we already have to deal w/ all the Paris Hilton Exposed shit popping up every fucking day…
1. Is Britney pregnant?
2. Is she giving a handjob with Cheetos-fingers?
3. Is KFed involved?
4. Is KFed’s music playing the background?
5. Can you see or hear one of her baby-dolls?! (I don’t know about you guys, but crying babies in sex tapes is just a turn off)
Now for some more photos of Britney w/ KimWhora Leech from a Baby Phat Fashion Show event held yesterday.
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