Saturday, September 29, 2007

Sutton Pierce Federline? Hamlet Joseph Federline? The Britney Spears Baby Name Mystery. The World Awaits.


So what the hell will B. Spears’s Baby # 2 of 14 be named? Will he be SPF II? Do we see a pattern building? Are Britney & GeniusFeds going to go California on us?

We don’t give a shit really, but just one request: Can please make it sound super southern so that making fun of you won’t require too much thought & time?

I’m pretty sure that by the time Brit hits Baby #8, she’ll just be grabbing one out of 2005 Baby Names for Louisiana List on About.com. Can you really blame her?

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