Saturday, September 29, 2007

Dumbass Kevin Federline Chooses Ex-Porn Star Stripper Over a Prostitute


Paris Hilton playing “Pinch That Nipple” with Britney Spears. How cute.

What the fuck is wrong w/ this guy? He was literally living in a golden castle filled w/ money, two kids, a Ferrari & an endless supply of soda & Cheetos. I’m just curious why he had to go and fuck it all up by sleeping w/ a porn star?! Did he fall in love? Was he drugged?

“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” Star magazine quoted a source as saying. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!” [Ace Showbiz]

Kevin, I don’t know if you know this, but there’s an underground industry that’s been around for thousands of years & employs women who are willing to take money in exchange for sex—and all this w/ no strings or bastardly leaks attached. Dude, the Horndogg Community looked up to you, but you failed us. You let a fucking porn star/stripper tear down your golden castle.

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